You Wouldn't Know — песня, появившаяся в Lego Dimensions и играющая в первой части титров. Как и две предыдущие песни из Portal, "Still Alive" и "Want You Gone", она поётся от лица GLaDOS, написана Джонатаном Коултоном и исполнена Эллен Маклейн.
Текст
Представленный ниже текст появляется во время титров Lego Dimensions. Жёлтым выделен текст, не произносящийся в песне.
Строка "You monster" заменена на "[REDACTED]".
Код:
REPORT BLB-1911/03.10-SJB:
RE: Test Subject #1
FUNNY STORY
I FORGOT HOW MUCH OF A
BIG FAT MESS
YOU ARE
I'VE BEEN BUSY DOING SCIENCE
IT'S BEEN TONS OF FUN SO FAR
EVERYTHING CLEAN
NOTHING ON FIRE
ALL BY MYSELF
...FINALLY...
THINGS CHANGE
WHEN THEY DON'T REPLACE YOUR CORE
IT FEELS
SO < < STRANGE > >
NOT TO HATE YOU ANYMORE
BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
WOULD YOU?
1 TSP VANILLA EXTRACT
2/3 CUP COCOA POWDER
1 1/4 TSP BAKING SODA
1 TSP SALT
1/4 TSP BAKING POWDER
1 TO 2 16OZ CANS VANILLA FROSTING
1 20-FT THICK IMPERMEABLE CLAY LAYER
I WAS SAYING THIS TO BATMAN
OH
HE WAS HERE THE OTHER DAY
MAYBE YOU KNOW HIM
HE'S A BIG DEAL
BUT I DON'T THINK OF HIM THAT WAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
SOMEONE I TRUST
SOMEONE WHO WON'T KILL ME
I'M FINE
JUST IN CASE YOU THINK I'M NOT
I AM
THIS TIME
I'M BETTER WITH THE FRIENDS I'VE GOT
BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
WOULD YOU?
I DON'T MEAN FOR THIS TO STING
I FORGIVE YOU EVERYTHING
(REDACTED) (YOU MONSTER)
I CAN GUESS THE REASONS WHY
YOU ARE NEVER COMING BY
FOR ME... .... ..,, ...,
.,,. ,.,. .,,. ,...
.,,. ,,,. ..,, ...,
..,, ,.,. ..,, ,..,
I SHOULD GO
THERE'S SOMETHING HAPPENING
THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D STAYED
THERE'S A PARTY WITH A
> R E A L000C A K E <
YES IT'S REAL
A CAKE I MADE
TALKING AND FUN
TESTING AND FUN
ALL OF THIS FUN
WITHOUT YOU
TOO BAD
YOU LET IT GET SO OUT OF HAND
HOW MUCH WE HAD
FINALLY I UNDERSTAND
BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
WOULD YOU?
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
WOULD YOU?