Реплики дефектных турелей на английском языке

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This is a complete list of the Defective Turret's voice lines from Portal 2.

Defective Turrets being carried

• "I can't see a thing. What just happened? Better open fire! [click click click click] Dang!" |
  
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• "Oh thank god. You saved my bacon, pal. Where we going? Is this a jailbreak? I can't see a thing." |
  
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• "Yeah! Let's do this!" |
  
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• "Yeah, let's do this." |
  
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• "Yeah, alright." |
  
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Defective Turrets sound effects

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Failed Defective Turrets

• "Fantastic." |
  
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• "No, wait, wait!" |
  
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• "Hey, hold on now WHOA WHOA WHOA!" |
  
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• "Oh, this is ridiculous!" |
  
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• "Oh, come on!" |
  
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• "What are you doing no no no no no!" |
  
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• "Oh, this is ridiculous!" |
  
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• "Well, I tried." |
  
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• "Well, can't win 'em all..." |
  
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• "Nooooooooo..." |
  
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• "You can't fire me I quit!" |
  
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• "Oh, come on, you guys!" |
  
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• "Oh, this is just PERFECT!" |
  
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• "Oh, come ON!" |
  
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• "Aw, come on!" |
  
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• "This isn't fair!" |
  
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• "Give me another channnnce!" |
  
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• "No no wait wait waitAGGGHHHH" |
  
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• "Nonononononono!" |
  
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• "Ah, come on!" |
  
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• "Hey, hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa!" |
  
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• "Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!" |
  
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• "Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!" |
  
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• "No no, no no, no no, whoa whoa, no, whoa!" |
  
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• "Where we going? What are we doing? Agh!" |
  
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• "Hey, where are we goingNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" |
  
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• "You messed with the wrong turret!" |
  
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Defective Turrets laughter

• "Heh heh heh heh..." |
  
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• "Moo hoo ha ha ha ha" |
  
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• "Moo hoo ha ha ha ha..." |
  
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• "Heh heh heh heh..." |
  
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• "Moo hoo ha ha ha ha..." |
  
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• "Heh heh heh heh..." |
  
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• "Yeah! Ha ha ha!" |
  
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Passed Defective Turrets

• "Heh heh heh..." |
  
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• "Really? Alright." |
  
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• "Yes indeed. Yes indeed." |
  
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• "Alright. Your funeral, pal." |
  
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• "So... we're all supposed to be blind, then, right? It's not just me? Alright, fantastic." |
  
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• "I, uh... don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me any bullets? Are the bullets up there?" |
  
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• "Where do I get my gun?" |
  
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• "Do, uh.... we get some eyes at some point?" |
  
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• "Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!" |
  
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• "I, uh... I am a bad man." |
  
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Defective Turrets pre failure

• "Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn." |
  
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• "Alright, check THIS out." |
  
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• "Alright, stand back, everybody." |
  
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• "Time to watch the master." |
  
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• "Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn." |
  
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• "So what am I, uh, supposed to do here?" |
  
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• "Identify yourself or I will shoot." |
  
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Defective Turrets post failure

• "Well, I gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that." |
  
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• "Uhhhh... Blam! Blam blam blam! I'm not defective!" |
  
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• "Well, I did my best." |
  
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• "Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?" |
  
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• "Hey! Squeaky-voice! Gimme some of your bullets!" |
  
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• "Can I get some bullets here? Anybody got bullets?" |
  
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• "Anyone got any bullets?" |
  
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• "Well, I tried." |
  
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• "Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry." |
  
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• "No can do." |
  
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• "Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry." |
  
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• "Hey! Squeaky-voice! How'd I do?" |
  
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• "YEAH! What's happening?" |
  
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• "Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?" |
  
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• "Yeah." |
  
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• "Yeah." |
  
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• "Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?" |
  
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• "Yeah. Clickety click click. Right on the money." |
  
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• "Shootin' blanks every time, ALL the time." |
  
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• "Yeah, that's right. Little bullseye." |
  
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• "What'd I hit?" |
  
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• "Well, can't win 'em all." |
  
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• "How was that?" |
  
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• "Standing down." |
  
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• "I'm trouble." |
  
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Defective Turrets voice response test

• "Hello." |
  
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• "Yeah, how ya doin'." |
  
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• "Pleased to meetcha." |
  
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• "Yeah, what?" |
  
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• "Yeah! Let's do this!" |
  
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• "Who said that?" |
  
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• "Yeah, what?" |
  
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• "Put me in the game, coach!" |
  
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• "Hello. Hello. Hell-- Aw, crap..." |
  
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• "Yeah, hey, how ya doin'?" |
  
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• "I'm gonna make you proud!" |
  
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• "Yeah, how ya doin'?" |
  
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• "Um." |
  
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• "Hello." |
  
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• "Crap." |
  
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• "Uh, yeah, what?" |
  
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• "I'm not defective!" |
  
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• "I'm not defective!" |
  
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Defective Turrets during GLaDOS confrontation

• "It's my big chance!" |
  
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• "I won't let you down!" |
  
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• "You won't regret this!" |
  
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• "Now it's broken turret's time to shine!" |
  
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• "Get ready for it!" |
  
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• "You asked for this!" |
  
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• "Here it comes, pal!" |
  
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• "Locked and loaded!" |
  
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• "Ha ha! Gotcha right where I want ya!" |
  
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• "Oh." |
  
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• "Ah, crap." |
  
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• "Agggh, not again!" |
  
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• "Ohhh, not now!" |
  
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• "I'm fired, aren't I?" |
  
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• "This is trouble." |
  
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• "Oh, this ain't good." |
  
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• "Watch out, pal!" |
  
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• "Agggh! I'm on fire!" |
  
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• "Die!" |
  
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Defective Turrets during Wheatley confrontation

• "We're back!" |
  
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• "Hi there!" |
  
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• "Back again!" |
  
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• "Hi again!" |
  
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• "Well, hello, stranger!" |
  
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• "Hello there!" |
  
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• "This time is OUR time." |
  
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• "This time..." |
  
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• "Second time's a charm..." |
  
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• "Howdy, stranger! We're back!" |
  
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• "Annnnd we're back!" |
  
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• "Hi there!" |
  
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• "Back, and deadlier than ever!" |
  
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• "Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?" |
  
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• "Yeah." |
  
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• "Hurt me once, shame on me. Hurt me twice..." |
  
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• "Dang!" |
  
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• "Agggh..." |
  
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• "Crap!" |
  
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• "Rgggh!" |
  
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• "Crap!" |
  
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• "Dang!" |
  
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• "Dang." |
  
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• "Dang." |
  
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• "I thought we fixed that." |
  
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• "Awwww, come on." |
  
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• "What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?" |
  
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• "Ah for Pete's sake!" |
  
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• "Nope. Still can't see." |
  
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• "Yep. Still blind." |
  
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• "Click click click! Still defective!" |
  
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• "Yeah, that's right! Still defective!" |
  
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• "Yeah! Still not working." |
  
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• "Yeah! Non-lethal as ever." |
  
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• "Can't. See. A. Thing." |
  
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• "Absolutely no improvement." |
  
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• "Not getting better with age!" |
  
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• "This is just getting embarrassing." |
  
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• "Alright, you can go." |
  
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• "[sigh] Don't tell anyone about this." |
  
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• "Okay!" |
  
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• "Dang! All right, if anyone asks, I killed you." |
  
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• "Hey, be a sport lady, and just tell him I killed you." |
  
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• "Well played." |
  
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• "Well, I tried. Best of luck!" |
  
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• "Best of luck, lady!" |
  
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• "Hey, safe travels, there." |
  
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• "Hey, nice potato!" |
  
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• "Like the potato!" |
  
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• "Hey, thanks so much!" |
  
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• "Don't be a stranger!" |
  
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• "It's been a pleasure!" |
  
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• "Take me with you? Please?" |
  
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• "Hey, give 'em hell, sweetheart!" |
  
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• "That was fun, wasn't it?" |
  
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• "Well, you bested me this time." |
  
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• "Touche, young lady, touche." |
  
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Trivia

• Defective turret voice line, "You can't fire me I quit!", it's a reference from 1969-film, "Hello, Dolly!" when the characters on the movie said the same line.