The following is a list of quotes from the Aperture Science Sentry Turrets.
Proper transcripts, unofficial:
Portal
When playing with subtitles enabled, turrets use a small set of lines for subtitles.| Sound class | Used subtitle | Subtitle name |
turret_active_# | Activated! | npc_floorturret.talkactive |
turret_autosearch_# | Search mode activated! | npc_floorturret.talkautosearch |
turret_collide_# | Coming through! | npc_floorturret.talkcollide |
turret_deploy_# | Deploying! | npc_floorturret.talkdeploy |
turret_disabled_# | Critical Error! | npc_floorturret.talkdisabled |
turret_fizzler_# | Ow ow ow! | npc_floorturret.talkdissolved |
turret_pickup_# | Put me down! | npc_floorturret.talkpickup |
turret_retire_# | Target lost! | npc_floorturret.talkretire |
turret_search_# | Searching! | npc_floorturret.talksearch |
turret_shotat_# | Hey! It's me! | npc_floorturret.talkshotat |
turret_tipped_# | Ouch! | npc_floorturret.talktipped |
Default Turret NPC
Location:sound/vo/npc/turret_floorProper transcripts, unofficial:
Turret Active
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_active_1 | Hi. |
turret_active_2 | Target acquired. |
turret_active_3 | Dispensing product. |
turret_active_4 | Firing. |
turret_active_5 | Hello friend. |
turret_active_6 | Gotcha. |
turret_active_7 | There you are. |
turret_active_8 | I see you. |
Turret Autosearch
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_autosearch_1 | Hellooo. |
turret_autosearch_2 | Searching. |
turret_autosearch_3 | Canvassing. (Unused) |
turret_autosearch_4 | Sentry mode activated. |
turret_autosearch_5 | Is anyone there? |
turret_autosearch_6 | Could you come over here? |
Turret touches turret
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_collide_1 | Coming through. |
turret_collide_2 | Excuse me. |
turret_collide_3 | Sorry. |
turret_collide_4 | My fault. |
turret_collide_5 | Ohh. |
Turret Deploying
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_deploy_1 | Hello. |
turret_deploy_2 | Deploying. |
turret_deploy_3 | Preparing to dispense product. (Unused) |
turret_deploy_4 | Activated. |
turret_deploy_5 | There you are. |
turret_deploy_6 | Who's there? |
Disabled Turrets
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_disabled_1 | Ahahaa. |
turret_disabled_2 | Critical error. |
turret_disabled_3 | Sorry, we're closed. (Unused) |
turret_disabled_4 | Shutting down. |
turret_disabled_5 | I don't blame you. |
turret_disabled_6 | I don't hate you. |
turret_disabled_7 | Whyyyy. |
turret_disabled_8 | No hard feelings |
Turret being fizzled
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_fizzler_1 | Aiaiaiaiaiai. |
Turret being picked up
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_pickup_1 | Hey. |
turret_pickup_10 | Hey hey hey. |
turret_pickup_2 | Put me down. |
turret_pickup_3 | Woahhh. (Unused) |
turret_pickup_4 | Illegal operation. (Unused) |
turret_pickup_5 | Who are you? |
turret_pickup_6 | Hey. |
turret_pickup_7 | Please put me down. |
turret_pickup_8 | Help. |
turret_pickup_9 | Uh oh. |
Turret retire
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_retire_1 | Goodbye. |
turret_retire_2 | Sleep mode activated. |
turret_retire_3 | Your business is appreciated. (Unused for turrets. Only used for the Relaxation Vault toilet when flushed.) |
turret_retire_4 | Hibernating. |
turret_retire_5 | Goodnight. |
turret_retire_6 | Resting. |
turret_retire_7 | Nap time. |
Turret lost target
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_search_1 | Are you still there? |
turret_search_2 | Target lost. |
turret_search_3 | Can I help you? (Unused) |
turret_search_4 | Searching. |
Turret gets shot
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_shotat_1 | Hey, it's me! |
turret_shotat_2 | Don't shoot! |
turret_shotat_3 | Stop shooting! |
Tipped over turrets
| Filename(s) | Quote |
turret_tipped_1 | Aah. |
turret_tipped_2 | Self test error. |
turret_tipped_3 | Unknown error. (Unused) |
turret_tipped_4 | Malfunctioning. |
turret_tipped_5 | Aaaah. |
turret_tipped_6 | Ow ow ow ow owww. |
Portal 2
Also reuses the quotes from Portal.Miscellaneous
Location:sound/vo/npc/turret| Filename(s) | Quote |
sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail01 | Why? |
sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail02 | I did everything you asked! |
sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail03 | I don't understand! |
sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail04 | I'm fine! |
sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail05 | AHHHHHHHHH! |
sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail06 | Wheeeeee-OH NO! |
sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail07 | Why. |
sp_sabotage_factory_good_pass01 | Hello. |
sp_sabotage_factory_good_prerange01 | Target Acquired! (Same as turret_active_2) |
sp_sabotage_factory_template01 | Hello? |
turretlaunched01 | Whee! |
turretlaunched02 | Wheeeeeeee! |
turretlaunched03 | I'm afraid of heights! |
turretlaunched04 | Noooooo! |
turretlaunched05 | See you soon! |
turretlaunched06 | I'm scared! |
turretlaunched07 | I'm scared! (Higher pitch) |
turretlaunched08 | Hooray! |
turretlaunched09 | Glorious freedom! |
turretlaunched10 | I'm flyinnnng! |
turretlaunched11 | Goodbye! |
turretlightbridgeblock01 | Come closer. |
turretlightbridgeblock02 | Something's wrong... |
turretlightbridgeblock03 | What are you doing? |
turretlightbridgeblock04 | Failure... |
turretshotbylaser01 | Ow! |
turretshotbylaser02 | Owww! |
turretshotbylaser03 | Owwwww! |
turretshotbylaser04 | It burns. |
turretshotbylaser05 | I'm on fire. |
turretshotbylaser06 | I'm on fire ow. |
turretshotbylaser07 | Please stop. |
turretshotbylaser08 | You've made your point. |
turretshotbylaser09 | Okay, you win. |
turretshotbylaser10 | This is not good. |
turretsquashed01 | Arrrgh! |
turretsquashed02 | Owwww! |
turretsquashed03 | Can't breathe... |
turretsquashed04 | Excuse me, you're squishing me. |
turretsquashed05 | Um, Hello? |
turretsquashed06 | Help! Being squished! |
turretstuckintube01 | Hello? |
turretstuckintube02 | Hello? |
turretstuckintube03 | Hello? |
turretstuckintube04 | Hello? |
turretstuckintube05 | Excuse me? |
turretstuckintube06 | Excuse me? |
turretstuckintube07 | Hello? |
turretstuckintube08 | Hello? |
turretstuckintube09 | I'm different... |
turretstuckintubegoodbye01 | Thanks anyway... |
turretstuckintubetakemewith01 | Take me with you... |
turretstuckintubetakemewith02 | Take me with you... |
turretwitnessdeath01 | Good shot! |
turretwitnessdeath02 | Well done! |
turretwitnessdeath03 | I need backup! |
turretwitnessdeath04 | You have excellent aim! |
turretwitnessdeath05 | I never liked her. |
turretwitnessdeath06 | These things happen. |
turretwitnessdeath07 | That was nobody's fault. |
turretwitnessdeath08 | She was provoking you. |
turretwitnessdeath09 | Oh dear. |
turretwitnessdeath10 | Oh my! |
turretwitnessdeath11 | I blame myself. |
turretwitnessdeath12 | He probably deserved it. |
turretwitnessdeath13 | I saw it. It was an accident. |
turretwitnessdeath14 | She's probably okay. |
turretwitnessdeath15 | Noted. |
turret_protect_humans01 | But I need to protect the humans! |
Defective Turret
Location:sound/vo/npc/turret| Filename(s) | Quote |
finale02_turret_defect_return01 | We're back! |
finale02_turret_defect_return02 | Hi there! |
finale02_turret_defect_return03 | Back again! |
finale02_turret_defect_return04 | Hi again! |
finale02_turret_defect_return05 | Well, hello, stranger! |
finale02_turret_defect_return06 | Hello there! |
finale02_turret_defect_return07 | This time is OUR time. |
finale02_turret_defect_return08 | This time... |
finale02_turret_defect_return09 | Second time's a charm... |
finale02_turret_defect_return10 | Howdy, stranger! We're back! |
finale02_turret_defect_return11 | Annnnd we're back! |
finale02_turret_defect_return12 | Hi there! |
finale02_turret_defect_return13 | Back, and deadlier than ever! |
finale02_turret_defect_return14 | Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya? |
finale02_turret_defect_return15 | Yeah. |
finale02_turret_defect_return16 | Hurt me once, shame on me. Hurt me twice... |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail01 | Dang! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail02 | Agggh... |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail03 | Crap! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail04 | Rgggh! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail05 | Crap! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail06 | Dang! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail07 | Dang. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail08 | Dang. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail09 | I thought we fixed that. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail10 | Awwwww, come on. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail11 | What's a guy gotta got to do to get some bullets around here? |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail12 | Ah for Pete's sake! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail13 | Nope. Still can't see. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail14 | Yep. Still blind. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail15 | Click click click! Still defective! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail16 | Yeah, that's right! Still defective! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail17 | Yeah! Still not working. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail18 | Yeah! Non-lethal as ever. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail19 | Can't. See. A. Thing. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail20 | Absolutely no improvement. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail21 | Not getting better with age! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail22 | This is just getting embarrassing. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail23 | Alright, you can go. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail24 | [sigh] Don't tell anyone about this. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail25 | Okay! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail26 | Dang! Alright, if anyone asks, I killed you. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail27 | Hey, be a sport lady and just tell him I killed you. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_fail28 | Well played. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye01 | Well, I tried. Best of Luck! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye02 | Best of luck, lady! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye03 | Hey, safe travels, there. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye04 | Hey, nice potato! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye05 | Like the potato! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye06 | Hey, thanks so much! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye07 | Don't be a stranger! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye08 | It's been a pleasure! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye09 | Take me with you? Please? |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye10 | Hey, give 'em hell, sweetheart! |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye11 | That was fun, wasn't it? |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye12 | Well, you bested me this time. |
finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye13 | Touche, young lady, touche. |
glados_battle_defect_arrive01 | It's my big chance! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive02 | I won't let you down! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive03 | You won't regret this! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive04 | Now it's broken turret's time to shine! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive05 | Get ready for it! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive06 | You asked for this! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive07 | Here it comes, pal! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive08 | Locked and loaded! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive09 | Ha ha! Gotcha right where I want ya! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive10 | Oh. |
glados_battle_defect_arrive11 | Ah, crap. |
glados_battle_defect_arrive12 | Agggh, not again! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive13 | Ohhh, not now! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive14 | I'm fired, aren't I? |
glados_battle_defect_arrive15 | This is trouble. |
glados_battle_defect_arrive16 | Oh, this ain't good. |
glados_battle_defect_arrive17 | Watch out, pal! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive18 | Agggh! I'm on fire! |
glados_battle_defect_arrive19 | Die! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_chat01 | I can't see a thing. What just happened? Better open fire! [click click click click] Dang! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_chat02 | Oh thank god. You saved my bacon, pal. Where we going? Is this a jailbreak? I can't see a thing. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_chat03 | Yeah! Let's do this! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_chat04 | Yeah! Let's do this. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_chat05 | Yeah, alright. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire01 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire02 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire03 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire04 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire05 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire06 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire07 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire08 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire09 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire10 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire11 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire12 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire13 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire14 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire15 | *clicking noises* |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail01 | Fantastic. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail02 | No, wait, wait! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail03 | Hey, hold on now WHOA WHOA WHOA! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail04 | Oh, this is ridiculous! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail05 | Oh, come on! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail06 | What are you doing no no no no no! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail07 | Oh, this is ridiculous! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail08 | Well, I tried. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail09 | Well, can't win 'em all... |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail10 | Nooooooooo... |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail11 | You can't fire me I quit! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail12 | Oh, come on, you guys! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail13 | Oh, this is just PERFECT! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail14 | Oh, come ON! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail15 | Aw, come on! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail16 | This isn't fair! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail17 | Give me another channnnce! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail18 | No no wait wait wait-AGGGHHHH |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail19 | Nonononononono! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail20 | Ah, come on! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail21 | Hey, hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail22 | Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail23 | Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail24 | No no, no no, no no, whoa whoa, no, whoa! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail25 | Where we going? What are we doing? Agh! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail26 | Hey, where are we going-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail27 | You messed with the wrong turret! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh01 | Heh heh heh heh... |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh02 | Moo hoo ha ha ha ha |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh03 | Moo hoo ha ha ha ha... |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh04 | Heh heh heh heh... |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh05 | Moo hoo ha ha ha ha... |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh06 | Heh heh heh heh... |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh07 | Yeah! Ha ha ha! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass01 | Heh heh heh... |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass02 | Really? Alright. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass03 | Yes indeed. Yes indeed. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass04 | Alright. Your funeral, pal. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass05 | So... we're all supposed to be blind, then, right? It's not just me? Alright, fantastic. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass06 | I, uh... don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me any bullets? Are the bullets up there? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass07 | Where do I get my gun? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass08 | Do, uh.... we get some eyes at some point? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass09 | Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass10 | I, uh... I am a bad man. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange01 | Well, I gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange02 | Uhhhh... Blam! Blam blam blam! I'm not defective! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange03 | Well, I did my best. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange04 | Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange05 | Hey! Squeaky-voice! Gimme some of your bullets! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange06 | Can I get some bullets here? Anybody got bullets? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange07 | Anyone got any bullets? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange08 | Well, I tried. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange09 | Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange10 | No can do. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange11 | Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange12 | Hey! Squeaky-voice! How'd I do? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange13 | YEAH! What's happening? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange14 | Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange15 | Yeah. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange16 | Yeah. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange17 | Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange18 | Yeah. Clickety click click. Right on the money. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange19 | Shootin' blanks every time, ALL the time. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange20 | Yeah, that's right. Little bullseye. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange21 | What'd I hit? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange22 | Well, can't win 'em all. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange23 | How was that? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange24 | Standing down. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange25 | I'm trouble. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange01 | Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange02 | Alright, check THIS out. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange03 | Alright, stand back, everybody. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange04 | Time to watch the master. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange05 | Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange06 | So what am I, uh, supposed to do here? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange07 | Identify yourself or I will shoot. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test01 | Hello. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test02 | Yeah, how ya doin'. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test03 | Pleased to meetcha. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test04 | Yeah, what? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test05 | Yeah! Let's do this! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test06 | Who said that? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test07 | Yeah, what? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test08 | Put me in the game, coach! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test09 | Hello. Hello. Hell—Aw, crap... |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test10 | Yeah, hey, how ya doin'? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test11 | I'm gonna make you proud! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test12 | Yeah, how ya doin'? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test13 | Um. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test14 | Hello. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test15 | Crap. |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test16 | Uh, yeah, what? |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test17 | I'm not defective! |
sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test18 | I'm not defective! |
Oracle Turret
Location:sound/vo/npc/turret| Filename(s) | Quote |
different_turret01 | I'm different... |
different_turret01 | Thank you. |
different_turret02 | Get mad! |
different_turret03 | Don't make lemonade! |
different_turret04 | Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds. |
different_turret08 | It won't be enough. |
different_turret09 | The answer is beneath us. |
different_turret10 | Her name is Caroline. |
different_turret06 | That's all I can say. |
different_turret11 | Ahh! |
different_turret05 | Remember that! (Unused) |
different_turret07 | Don't forget! (Unused) |
See also
- Turret Opera