The following is a list of quotes from Consoling Couple. In each case, a random wife phrase is picked, then a random husband phrase. In Half-Life 2, the lines are different. In Episode One, both characters have the same phrases.
Location:
Half-Life 2
First heard in the apartment buildings during the Civil Protection raid, and later in City 17 uprising.Location:
sound/vo/trainyard
Filename(s) | Quote |
wife_canttake | I can't take it anymore. |
wife_end | When is it all going to end? |
wife_please | Please! |
wife_whattodo | What are we going to do? |
husb_allright | It's all right. |
husb_dontworry | Don't worry. |
husb_okay | Everything's going to be okay. |
husb_think | We'll think of something. |
Half-Life 2: Episode One
Played shortly before Barney's outpost, at the bottom of the stairs when returning from the zombie pit.Female
Location:sound/vo/episode_1/npc/female01
Filename(s) | Quote |
cit_remarks01 | I hear it's a lot better out in the country. |
cit_remarks02 | Everything we do seems to make things worse. |
cit_remarks03 | It used to be safer here. |
cit_remarks04 | This was such a nice neighborhood too. |
cit_remarks05 | Somehow I thought things would be better by now. |
cit_remarks06 | We're sitting ducks in here. Or maybe fish in a barrel. Anyway, it's not good. |
cit_remarks07 | So much for better living through science. |
cit_remarks08 | Dr. Kleiner says we can mate now. Not that I needed his permission. |
cit_remarks09 | I don't miss Dr. Breen, but I do miss his show. Remember when he had the jugglers on? |
cit_remarks10 | I hear they put babies in those striders. |
cit_remarks11 | I blame Black Mesa... |
cit_remarks12 | I met Odessa Cubbage one time. What an idiot. |
cit_remarks13 | I blame Odessa Cubbage... |
cit_remarks14 | They're always saying something's about to blow. I ain't buying it this time. |
cit_remarks15 | I'm not going nowhere. No sir. |
cit_remarks16 | Oh no, the Kleiner speech is starting again. CAN'T SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP! |
cit_remarks17 | Between you and me, I don't trust those Vortigaunts. |
cit_remarks18 | How 'bout this weather? |
cit_remarks19 | They might call 'em crabs, but I'll tell you what, they don't taste like crab. |
cit_remarks20 | This is gonna sound crazy, but I kinda miss the Combine. |
cit_remarks21 | Sometimes I think everybody's a doctor but me. |
cit_remarks22 | What idiot put Kleiner in charge? |
cit_remarks23 | We're all starving and Kleiner's headcrab's probably eating Grade A head. |
Male
Location:sound/vo/episode_1/npc/male01
Filename(s) | Quote |
cit_remarks01 | I hear it's a lot better out in the country. |
cit_remarks02 | Everything we do seems to make things worse. |
cit_remarks03 | It used to be safer here. |
cit_remarks04 | This was such a nice neighborhood too. |
cit_remarks05 | Somehow I thought things would be better by now. |
cit_remarks06 | We're sitting ducks in here. Or maybe fish in a barrel. Anyway, it's not good. |
cit_remarks07 | So much for better living through science. |
cit_remarks08 | Dr. Kleiner says we can mate now. Not that I needed his permission. |
cit_remarks09 | I don't miss Dr. Breen, but I do miss his show. Remember when he had the jugglers on? |
cit_remarks10 | I hear they put babies in those striders. |
cit_remarks11 | I blame Black Mesa... |
cit_remarks12 | I met Odessa Cubbage one time. What an idiot. |
cit_remarks13 | I blame Odessa Cubbage... |
cit_remarks14 | They're always saying something's about to blow. I ain't buying it this time. |
cit_remarks15 | I'm not going nowhere. No sir. |
cit_remarks16 | Oh no, the Kleiner speech is starting again. CAN'T SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP! |
cit_remarks17 | Between you and me, I don't trust those Vortigaunts. |
cit_remarks18 | How 'bout this weather? |
cit_remarks19 | They might call 'em crabs, but I'll tell you what. They don't taste like crab. |
cit_remarks20 | This is gonna sound crazy, but I kinda miss the Combine. |
cit_remarks21 | Sometimes I think everybody's a doctor but me. |
cit_remarks22 | What idiot put Kleiner in charge? |
cit_remarks23 | We're all starving and Kleiner's headcrab is probably eating Grade A head. |